What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - SpongeBob SquarePants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, and Avatar Legends DLC announced - Gematsu
• Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
• If nobody will hire me, should I turn to crime to pursue a career in programming? I ask because if there's no legal entry-level jobs due to the oversaturation, I might have to go underground for it.
• The Tastiest Side Dish At Panda Express Is Actually One Of The Healthiest Things On The Menu - Tasting Table
• Cognizant's CEO tells us his counterargument to the idea that AI will decimate entry-level white-collar jobs - Business Insider
• Snap plans to sell lightweight, consumer AR glasses in 2026 - TechCrunch
• Jennifer Garner Celebrates Ben Affleck on Father’s Day with Throwback Photo of Him Cuddling 1 of Their Kids - AOL.com
• Rob Thomson ejected, Luzardo roughed up against Brewers - Phillies Nation
• I am fed up with scammers and need a genuine call center project. What should I do? What are the things to be done for starting a BPO business?
• Problematic porn use remains stable over time and is strongly linked to mental distress, study finds - PsyPost